Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
why indian's are attacked abraod
WHY INDIANS GET ATTACKED ABROAD
A nice one to laugh at and feel proud too!!
It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named
Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who
said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his
hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.
'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
People, shall not perish from the Earth?''
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'
said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history
than you do.'
She heard a loud whisper: 'Fuck the Indians,'
'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General
Custer, 1862.'
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'
Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991.'
Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to
the> teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997'
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the
top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson (RIP) to the child witnesses
testifying against him- 2004.'
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on
the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar
said quietly, 'I think it was the American people, November 4, 2008(recession).
Friday, November 20, 2009
web directories
most of you people have tried searching on google for websites of various categories.
but among the 1000 results more than half of the results may be irrelevant. this is
because many webmasters find many methods to fool the search algorithms in order to drive traffic into their websites, thus causing inconvenience for the normal users. thats where the importance of a web directory comes up. a web directory is a directory where
the websites are sorted out manually, thus ensuing the link quality.click here to reach web directory list.
A business web directory should have a variety of websites listed on it. There are some directories that offer many similar links, and this may not be helpful if you want to search for different types of links in the same directory. To avoid such disappointments, make sure that you only make use of websites that offer varied websites. You also need to be careful with the authenticity of the website directories you are using. Some of these websites may entice you with great offers and service advertisements, while in the real sense there might be nothing to do with quality in the websites that they list.
These websites are reviewed and listed by human beings like you and me. This may leave some room for mistakes. Make sure that you avoid website directories that seen to be unreliable. Choose a directory that promises to get you links to other sites that are frequented most by your target market. Remember that the main objective is to optimize your profits, do not do anything that might jeopardize this.
The Yahoo! Directory is one of the most common of the Web Directories being used by online business owners through out the globe. There are other online business directories resources such as the Open Directory Project and Directory Archives which can go a long way in helping you get hold of the links that you are seeking. Another is Business.com, a huge directory.
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Newest MMO Online Game: AION.
Developed by publishing giant Ncsoft for both the Western and Korean markets, Aion features impressive visuals and innovative gameplay elements, making it unique amongst its peers. Set in a world divided in two, the race of the light and the race of the darkness are in a constant struggle with each other and with a third NPC race, creating a dynamic that the developers call PvPvE.
This is the perfect place if you are just getting started in the game. The following articles will provide you with the basics you will need to begin your adventure in the world of Aion.
Game Manuals - Controls - Channels - LootingGetting Started Basic Interface Adventuring Interactions Aion Game Manual
Designing For Mobile Web
well but from a developers point of view one problem mobile phones posses is each of them comes with diffrent memory stripes, diffrent processing speeds and display sizes. But there are more than 50 companies producing mobile telephones in significant and marketable quantities. By end of 2009, projections indicate there will be 3 billion mobile phone users worldwide.This proves that a vast potential is awaiting in this arena.
But present day mobile internet users face many difficulties .like browzer issues, speed problems and so and so. mobile internet users are those who want to be connected to internet irrespective of place where they are and deamand a bette web experiance.Hope fully issues will be fixed and this mobile web access become for comfortable for users.
Check out this post written on mobile web site design
preview:
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Designing for the Mobile Web
There are more than 50 companies producing mobile telephones in significant and marketable quantities. By 2009, projections indicate there will be 3 billion mobile phone users worldwide. The market for the delivery of Web content to these mobile device users dwarfs the market for desktops. There is theoretically unlimited potential for expansion of the Web (or Web 2.0) into these devices, and we are now on the cutting edge of Web site design for Mobile Web (or the ‘‘Ubiquitous Web,’’ as it is also becoming known). Mobile Web, Web 2.0, and Ubiquitous Web all express the concept of a boisterous, erratically developing electronic frontier.
The mobile device market is huge, but the very small screen sizes, relatively slow and weak processors, stripped down (simplified) operating systems, and limited memory and storage make it difficult to use the Web as efficiently as you can with static desktop computers. As an example, in growing acknowledgment of the importance of the handheld mobile market, and to help develop content specific to that environment, Adobe has reworked its Device Central development module to allow for previewing of Web content on such devices as cell phones and PDAs early in the Web page development cycle.
The discussion in this section begins with an overview of Web design for the Mobile Web. We will discuss the World Wide Web Consortium (W3C) Mobile Web Initiative (MWI) and review common difficulties hindering Web development (such as the lack of standardization, lack of new technology, network connectivity, hardware, and human factors). We will explore problems unique to developing and delivering Web content to the Mobile Web, look at current Web development and content tools (what role will scalable vector graphics play in content delivery, for example), look at Mobile Web browsers, and..."check this article:"Mechanical watches are the direct descendant of the original watch"
Blog Advertizing
Advertising has become an important part of media , across the globe.Companies seek different ways to promote there products, like through starting from old age flyers to tv and newspaper adverts.with internet companies find it easily to target their customers and deliver the products .read more about advertising right here:-"Advertisements on the Brain"
So what connection does blogs and advertising has, since most people use blogs to express whats in there mind or their opinion like product reviews, companies find it a good ground for advertising. Read more about Blog advertising on wikepedia
Well i do really use advertisement on my blogs and i can suggest you a good option. That is blogadvertizingstore. this guys really give what they promise so join this site here.well when you try blog advertising first try to make a blog dealing with lot traffic and have many readers.there are many scams out there so always choose quality advertizers. so hope you have fun and get some earning with your blogs.
Some Advice For Begginers..
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
hey guysss
so its some time since i wrote...am feeling so lazy this days.. mm so lazy
Thursday, July 23, 2009
more abt me
depends of people......well mostly i like talking with others
Are you in a good mood?
i dunno... i don;t think am in best of my moods...
Does it bother you when you text somebody and they take forever to text back?
offcourse i do....lolz but ma ready to wait if that person said some reson for keep me waiting
Do people ever mistake you for being a different race?
mm no......
Do you want your phone to ring at this moment?
well may be... if its from some one who i loves ot talkw ith...
Last person text messaged?
,mm shwetz i think...
What color are your eyes?
Brown!
Are you tan?
might be....
When is your birthday?
june 30
Do you like Red Bull?
what sis that :P
What are your initials?
SJ
Tell me what's on your mind?
well so many things.... will take a long time to be written..am lazy so.. let it be another time..
Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night?
yeah i do....i slept abt like in today mornign than last night..
Have you ever liked someone, then realized you didn't?
welll seems so...
Does it annoy you when people don't put apostrophes on contractions?
never.. all i want is to get the meaning am not a fan of spelling at all
What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
apple juice?
Do you watch "The Hills"?
Nope. I don't watch TV! =)
Has/had/wish/or never had braces?
never had
Look in your text inbox, what does the 6th message say?
mm another time.. don;t ask me hard things to do :P am lazy
Was it a boy or a girl to text you last?
girl.....
Is your myspace profile private?
nope....
Do you own a piece of clothing with your school name on it?
Yes!
Would you honestly take a bullet for your sibling if you have one?
Yes. i belive so.. but depends on situations...
What is the last song in your playlist/mp3 library?
beat it.... as a memory of michael jackson
Does your password have any numbers in it?
yeah
Have you ever been to a bonfire?
Nope.
Do you often find junk mail in your mail box?
Yes 100000s
When is it trash day in your neighborhood?
who knows??
What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up as the opposite sex?
did i said i would like that to happen ?? well i dunno lets wait and see:P.
What color is your computer mouse?
black
What brand of lotion do you use?
I don't use lotion.
Do you use bookmarks or do you just fold the edge of the page over?
well not both..i don;t use both
Is the light on in the room you're currently in?
Yes.
Have you ever been in a mosh pit?
What's a mosh pit? :P
What is the most recent song you sang along with?
i dont; rember..may be love story taylor swift..
Is there a person you don't like but talk to any way?
mm i try not to dislike others..so there isn;t
Do you talk to your neighbors?
sure i do..
So, how's the weather?
Rainy! <3
and cool....
How many letters are in your last name?
4
What's the last kind of Vitamin Water you had?
Err...
What's the closest thing to you with sparkles?
the new image am designing on Photoshop
What are your plans for today?
just nothing....
What did you dream about last night?
I don't remember,
Is there a girl that knows everything or mostly everything about you?
i think there is.. or may be there are...
Who was the last person you hugged in public?
my little cousin ,...i think..
Did the one person who hurt you the most apologize?
i don;t remember.. i forgive with out apologizes..
Have you ever kissed someone of the opposite sex (not family)?
never
Who was your last boyfriend/girlfriend?
seriously i did n;t had any ...
Ever had a crush on someone?
yeah ..i think so..
Monday, July 13, 2009
about me (125 answers)
Yup.
2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
Never been in a real relationship.
3) Do you believe in God?
Yeah.i do...
4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
mm... have i really told to anyone ?? i don't rember.
5) Do you regret it?
i dunno....
6) Have you ever been depressed?
many times !!!
7) Have a best friend?
i have good friends.but i dunno i have a best friend
8) Are you a boy or a girl?
Boy
9) What is your relationship status?
Single.
10) How do you want to die?
calm and peacefull death
11) What did you last eat?
snacks
12) Play any sports?
Badminton, soccer, basketball,cricket.... i play all am able to...
13) Do you bite your nails ?
Used to do in past... now am growing my nails :P
14) Where do you work?
if u call being student a job :p at school.. i do soem webdesignign too.. but not for any company
15) Do you have an attitude?
Ask some one who know me :P
16) Do you like someone?
mm... may be.... and offcourse i like my family and friends.
17) Whats your real name?
Sojan v jose (sj)
19) What are you gonna do later?
i never plan ahead.. even if i did..i rarely go with plans..
20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
I hate the feeling "hate"
21) Do you miss someone?
mm yep...
22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
...
23) Do you tan a lot?
.......
24) Have any pets?
if u call the stray cat , who always coem to house and stay near me a pet...
25) How exactly are you feeling?
dull....
26)Are any of your texts in your inbox locked and why?
yeah
27) Ever gone to a concert?
Nope
28) Would you take any of your exes back?
like i have any...
29) Are you scared of spiders?
<3 em.. and not even afraid to play with them :P
30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
yeah
31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Yeah
32) What are your plans for this weekend?
nope...
33) Have you ever quoted a line from a movie?
Don't think so.
34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an E?
Nope.
35) Do you type fast?
mm.. think am average
36) Do you have piercings? How many?
nope
37) Want any more?
nope
38) Can you spell well?
aaaahh,,
39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
Yes, I do..
40) What are you craving right now?
many things..
41) Ever been to a bonfire party ?
Nope.
43) Have you ever been on a horse?
Yes. twice or thrice
44) What is one thing you spend way too much money on?
books :P i don;t have much money:P
45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Maybe. I don't know.buut if i had known i would be sorry and try to make up for it...
46) Have you ever been cheated on?
Kinda...many times..
47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
nope.... i think..
49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
dunno. .. i think i won;t mind..
50) What should you be doing ?
Taking this survey :P
51) What's irritating you right now?
mosquitoes.. and fact i dont; have much to do...or chances to do..and my good friend is not online..
52) Have you ever liked someone?
Yes.
53) Does somebody love you?
dunno...
54) What is your favorite color ?
silver,black
55) Anything you're currently looking forward to?
my websit ebeing a success
57) Do you have trust issues?
Sometimes.
56) Have you ever said something stupid?
Yes.i think i did
60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
yep.. i think
62) Look in your inbox in your phone, who are all the people you have texts from?
many people from my good friends to strangers..
63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
No one. I cry by myself if i want.. its long since i cried..
64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
Yes. i do
65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
forgive yeah.. forget.. i dunno...
66) Is this year the best year of your life?
nope....
67) What was your child hood nickname?
every one call me sojan ...
68) Have you ever walked outside barefoot?
i do most times...
69) Do you think you're a good person?
i dunno..ask soem one who know me...
70) What color are your eyes?
Brown.
71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night ?
study
73) What is bothering you?
many thoughts and things
74) Have you ever been out of the country?
nope
75) Do you play the Wii?
nope
76) Are you listening to music right now?
nope.
77) Do you like Chinese food?
Yeah,
78) Do you know your fathers b- day?
yeah
79) Are you afraid of the dark?
Not any more...
81) Are you mean?
ask some one who know me..
82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
Yeah ... in clean brown color :P
83) Has anyone ever told you that you had pretty eyes?
Only in coments over photos online
84) Do you believe in true love?
yeah
85) Are you proud of the person you've become?
for some things.
86) Do you like the outside?
Yeh and I spent time there..
89) Are you currently bored?
kinda
90) What did you do yesterday
am lazy:P. .. to type :P.. studied...chatted, edited my site,slept ,ate so n so
91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you cutie/sweetie?
I dunno
92) Are you hungry?
Not much
93) Do you have a bank account?
Yeah... 2 or 3 .. but most ar eempty :P
94) What makes you happy?
success,care
95) Would you change your name?
Nope!
96) Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
Yeah.
98) Do you watch the news?
yeah.
99) Are you currently frustrated with a boy/ girl?
not really.
100) Kissed someone on your friends list?
nopeeee
101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Nope.i haven't kissed many people :P
102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
Depends
103) Do you talk like your friends?
Am me not my friend :P...
105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
Plenty of times, lol.
106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self?
i don;t think so...
107) Who is the last guy you talked to?
My bro
108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
Um. i hate smoking...
109) Do you go to church?
yeah i do.
110) What's going on between you and your best friend?
Friendship..............
111) Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
priya ...
113) Do you enjoy piercings & tattoos?
Nope.
114) What do you wear more: jeans, sweats, pants, or shorts?
Jeans.
115) Next time you will kiss someone?
i can't predict future....
116) Where do you go if its raining and you can't go home (no umbrella)?
i would walk in rain...
117) Do you prefer to shower at night or in the morningno preferances
118) Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?
Yeah.
119) Do you want to please everyone?
Yeah think so..
120) Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
Yeah.
121) Has someone ever made you a promise & broken it?
Yeah ..though not with my wish.. .
122) Are you alone?
I dunno.
123) Do you have any siblings?
1 bro-younger
124) Did you speak to your father today?
yeah i did
125) How many months until your birthday?
mm 11 months.....
Monday, June 29, 2009
Email marketting
recently i have been passing through a site and read an article about email marketing.email marketing is and essential promotion tool for content sites.by providing subscription feature you can ensure users coming back to your site along with that email marketing can be used as a promotional tool and also for giving publicity to your new products.
but email marketing is one painful service to manage.thought its so useful the webmasters should be well aware that they can lose their subscribers so easily.also poor quality emails can give a bad name to service too. the frequency of mailing can also be a determining factor.
according to me if you are an email marketer. you should try weakly or bi monthly emails. monthly is too long while daily is too short.According to a 2006 Epsilon Interactive consumer e-mail study, 73 percent of consumers will unsubscribe if they feel that a company sends e-mail too frequently. Consumers are willing to receive e-mails with almost any frequency as long as the content of the message remains relevant and valuable to them.so make sure you have quality content .proper use of pictures and styling will also help.avoid mistakes in language .
and so i find this article pretty useful since they have mentioned the facts and tips.this article has been written by Andre Wagner .i have given the link below so that you can read the content directly from article city.
click here to read the article
preview of the article....
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The CAN-SPAM Act doesn’t specify what types of e-mail content to send to your e-mail list subscribers. The best practice is to send e-mail content that matches your audience’s expectations or interests. Here are some tips for setting expectations for your potential e-mail list subscribers and for sending e-mail content that matches their expectations as well as their interests:
- Include a description of your e-mail content and your typical frequency in your sign-up process. For example, if you send a monthly e-mail newsletter along with periodic promotions to your e-mail list, your e-mail list sign-up form might include a sentence that reads Signing up allows you to receive our monthly e-mail newsletter as well as periodic special offers related to our newest products.
- Send only the content that your e-mail list subscribers expect you to send. For example, if potential e-mail list subscribers share their e-mail address in order to receive a quote for your services, don’t send them offers unless they gave you permission as part of requesting a quote.
- Allow your e-mail list subscribers to choose their own interests. If you send several....."Birthday
disclaimer:- this is not a true story though it resembles some parts of my life.
Monday, June 1, 2009
i am gona miss you
Monday, May 25, 2009
Unspoken Words
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Time To Say GoodBye
Monday, May 11, 2009
Do you belive in ghost ??
Friday, May 8, 2009
how to start blogging
Feeling bored ?? looking for an intresting hobby ??...
Paying Post
Today let me introduce you to paying post a unique service which is both suited for advertisers and bloggers for earning and advertizing.....
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Ping Box
Here am, presenting you a technology related post. ping box, a web 2.0 element offered by yahoo is a pretty handy tool , which can spice up your blogs and profile.on the same time this too is pretty usefull , cause it allows private chats between you and your friends....